97lude

Saturday night I was hanging out with my girlfriend and her friends(all girls, hehe). We were at a small party in Orlando. Some how I got stuck as D.D.(dohh) so I just watched as they all got drunk. Anyways there was some guy at the party talking about his car and how fast it was. I saw it on the way in. It was an auto V6 mustang with shiaty dual exh, and a cobra front end on it. The party was mostly girls and 3 guys. I just kept my mouth shut while he spouted off wild rants about how he can run 0-60 in 5 seconds, but when he started in on imports I had to bite my tongue. My girlfriend kept looking over at me waiting for me to say somthing but I was letting this guy dig his own grave. Finally he made the mistake of saying that he had never lost to a honda. Thats when I stood up and said "hey, i've got a honda. You want to race." I told him that I had a Prelude and he replied with the comment I was waiting for, "I beat those all the time." Ok, then you shouldn't have a problem with me then. He asked what I had done and I just told him I opened it up a little. Then he came with the clencher, "I don't even know if I should waste my gas on you." Then my girlfriend jumped in(this is why I love her) "Stop talking shit and go race him so he can kick you ass!!" Well all the girls wanted to see the race now and this guy was stuck after running his mouth. We went out to the road behind the apt. complex and lined up. I just got my header installed last Wed. so I hadn't even gotten a race with it yet. The other guy flagged for us and all the girls stood in the parking lot watching this. I reved to 5500, the guy dropped his hands and that was it, I jumped out to a 2 car length and kept on pulling 3-4 car lengths in each gear. By 90 his was a small spec in my rearveiw. Needless to say he got laughed at when he came back, but he had my favorite comeback, "Just wait until I get some NAZZZZZ, then we'll race again."

Cliff Note: Mustang owner bragging that his auto V6 will smoke my Import gets beat by 5-6+ bus lengths.