WHOA!! That is SWEET! I want a waterpark, and then I'll have all my friends come over and we'll swim, and everyone will get drunk and drown....oh...that's bad. Well...anyway...I want a waterpark! Maybe minus the alcohol would be a good thing.

Hot dogs instead...Ohhhhh yeah, hot dogs, and barbecued chicken.
Oh, man, I think summer is gettin to me. I need to go out and do summer stuff instead of sleeping all day and like, being a computer nerd.
alcohol+water=certain death