Kinda off topic, but we have to have a substitute teacher back in 8th grade. She was straight-up Hindu, with the robe and nose peircing, and dot on the forehead.
Anyway, we would sit there, and be like "Can you please MOOOve the projector over" or we would just make cow sounds from under our breath. (For those of you that don't know Hindu's value cows, they believe that cows are actually their reincarnated ancestors). Once a kid brought a cheeseburger from the cafeteria and ate it in front of her.
Kids can be so mean
-Ducky