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04-01-2003, 10:43 AM

Lifted this from a guy on Vortex. Funny stuff, but don't mind the VW bias.

Signs that no matter what your opinion is......you know WAY too much to have seen TF&TF 9:42 PM 3-24-2003

Mondays suck, so, I'll try to liven things up.

1. You were pissed off from the very start because the black Civics had green neons
2. When Paul Walker orders his tuna fish sandwich and is reading the import magazine, you first asked yourself if you've read that issue.
3. You are of the few who actually noticed that the guy who drove "the yellow car" got out on the wrong side of the car.
4. You laughed everytime you heard the word NAWZ
5. You laughed even harder when Paul Walker needed "2 of the big bottles"
6. You nearly fell out of your chair when they talked about the Maxima running 9's
7. You knew the Eclipse really didn't have a turbo
8. You laughed when Hector talked about going "legit on the NIRA circuit"
9. You actually know what the hell those graphics on the side of "the crew's" cars are
10. You can identify almost every body kit, wheel brand/type, and other various modifcations on almost every car.
11. You knew that the Supra was originally yellow and without stickers
12. You know who actually owns the Supra
13. You know he also owns the Maxima
14. When you first saw Ja Rule's car you said to yourself "that's MOMO's car from their ads!". This was of course after you identified the RX-7 as Veilside's car.
15. While everyone laughed when the kid in the Civic was playing video games in his car, you were silently making fun of him that he sucks at playing Gran Turismo
16. You know the kid in the white Civic is RJ de Vera
17. You know that not a single car in the movie with the exception of maybe the Charger is a "10 second car"
18. You were pissed off that the Jetta was a poor representation of the VW community
19. However you knew the Jetta was the Wings West car
20. You also know the engine modifications
21. While everyone laughed when the kid said he had ADD (yes that sh*t), you were cursing the producers that they gave the VW to the only retarded one of the group.
22. Not only do you know what a Spoon engine is, that a Motec system exhaust sucks, and what a T66 turbo is, but you also know how much each one costs and where to get them.
23. While you may have wondered why the S2000 has a giant snowflake on it, you knew that $100K into the engine was absurd
24. You cringed when it lined up to race the Jetta
25. You shook your head when the race was so close
26. You were subconsiously rooting for the Jetta to win
27. You know what a Nissan SR20 motor is
28. You know it doesn't belong in the cars they were talking about
29. Instead of being repulsed by a guy having oil pumped into his mouth, you were disgusted that a Toyota Paseo was in the scene.
30. At one point in the movie you wondered what those 3 black Civics had under the hood.
31. You already knew
32. You actually know what happened when they zoomed into the engine at the end when the Charger races the Supra
33. You laughed when you saw the turn signal come on, the front end bow, and the wipers come on when the Supra landed after going over the tracks.

04-01-2003, 10:43 AM	#8
SolPol Posts: n/a	Lifted this from a guy on Vortex. Funny stuff, but don't mind the VW bias. Signs that no matter what your opinion is......you know WAY too much to have seen TF&TF 9:42 PM 3-24-2003 Mondays suck, so, I'll try to liven things up. 1. You were pissed off from the very start because the black Civics had green neons 2. When Paul Walker orders his tuna fish sandwich and is reading the import magazine, you first asked yourself if you've read that issue. 3. You are of the few who actually noticed that the guy who drove "the yellow car" got out on the wrong side of the car. 4. You laughed everytime you heard the word NAWZ 5. You laughed even harder when Paul Walker needed "2 of the big bottles" 6. You nearly fell out of your chair when they talked about the Maxima running 9's 7. You knew the Eclipse really didn't have a turbo 8. You laughed when Hector talked about going "legit on the NIRA circuit" 9. You actually know what the hell those graphics on the side of "the crew's" cars are 10. You can identify almost every body kit, wheel brand/type, and other various modifcations on almost every car. 11. You knew that the Supra was originally yellow and without stickers 12. You know who actually owns the Supra 13. You know he also owns the Maxima 14. When you first saw Ja Rule's car you said to yourself "that's MOMO's car from their ads!". This was of course after you identified the RX-7 as Veilside's car. 15. While everyone laughed when the kid in the Civic was playing video games in his car, you were silently making fun of him that he sucks at playing Gran Turismo 16. You know the kid in the white Civic is RJ de Vera 17. You know that not a single car in the movie with the exception of maybe the Charger is a "10 second car" 18. You were pissed off that the Jetta was a poor representation of the VW community 19. However you knew the Jetta was the Wings West car 20. You also know the engine modifications 21. While everyone laughed when the kid said he had ADD (yes that sh*t), you were cursing the producers that they gave the VW to the only retarded one of the group. 22. Not only do you know what a Spoon engine is, that a Motec system exhaust sucks, and what a T66 turbo is, but you also know how much each one costs and where to get them. 23. While you may have wondered why the S2000 has a giant snowflake on it, you knew that $100K into the engine was absurd 24. You cringed when it lined up to race the Jetta 25. You shook your head when the race was so close 26. You were subconsiously rooting for the Jetta to win 27. You know what a Nissan SR20 motor is 28. You know it doesn't belong in the cars they were talking about 29. Instead of being repulsed by a guy having oil pumped into his mouth, you were disgusted that a Toyota Paseo was in the scene. 30. At one point in the movie you wondered what those 3 black Civics had under the hood. 31. You already knew 32. You actually know what happened when they zoomed into the engine at the end when the Charger races the Supra 33. You laughed when you saw the turn signal come on, the front end bow, and the wipers come on when the Supra landed after going over the tracks.