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Old 03-21-2003, 03:11 AM   #13
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Originally posted by cashizslick
He doesnt post too often here, but - i remember some crazy debates he lead on another forum -superhonda.com


Let me tell you the way it is, my friends!

I come here every day and do my duty. Do you know what that means? That means I am committed to this site; to this forum, and to the ppl that use it.

I am one of the driving forces in the Honda Community, or whatever the phuck you want to call it, both here and elsewhere; mostly elsewhere. You know it and so do I. I have served a year-and-a-half here, letting YOU, the user, do what you want.

I have tried to be as invisible as possible. It is MY theory that mods should be seldom seen and 'heard' even less. Truth be known, I don't care much for moderators, the little demigods that they are.

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Main Entry: mod·er·a·tor
Function: noun
Date: circa 1560
1 : one who arbitrates : MEDIATOR
2 : one who presides over an assembly, meeting, or discussion: as a : the presiding officer of a Presbyterian governing body b : the nonpartisan presiding officer of a town meeting c : the chairman of a discussion group...

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Main Entry: demi·god
Function: noun
Date: 1530
1 : a mythological being with more power than a mortal but less than a god
2 : a person so outstanding as to seem to approach the divine


I could very easily have turned this into the the BDC Show. I know how to do it, but I DO NOT want to do it. Instead, I let you guys rule the day, talking about whatever the phuck you want to talk about.

Sure, I have banned a few ppl from this site, and I occasionally move a thread or two, but I don't sit over here like a tyranical asshole and bend you to my will.

I appreciate the favorable comments that have been bestowed upon me in this thread and others, but I leave it to YOU, the user, to make this forum what it is. I believe it is upon YOU to make this the place which it is, or isn't, not me. I'm not going to float it, sink it, or revive it. It's strictly up to you...

Recently, as many of you know, 'we' got 'our' asses kicked by Honda Corp. 'They' said 'we' were acting as if 'we' were an official branch of 'their' company, by use of 'their' registered and branded name --- Honda --- but I think 'we' have recovered nicely, even seemlessly, from 'their' bogus 'cease and desist' notice.

Personally, I say, "Phuck Honda" --- those yellow-skinned, slanty-eyed, slope-headed motherphuckers!!!" They can take their name and stick it up their collective asses. (Honda Corp - see my sig below)

'We' are now HS Tuners, and the lose is theirs!

It has been confirmed, via closely monitored stats, that this site has taken off since 'we' changed 'our' name. So, stay "Tune'd" my friends. 'We' are going places now that 'we' aren't tethered to the Honda monicker; a name which many associate with mediocrity.

Sorry for the rant, but it needed to be said. This place is better than Honda --- those green, tree-hugging, ULEV, politically-correct, POS's that challenged 'us' over the use of 'their' name.

Honda CiViC's are the '55 Chevy of the 90's. They exist in this country at 'our' whim --- only because they can be easily and cheaply modified into something that 'Honduh' Corp never envisioned. Honda's short-sightedness forced a name change here, but so phucking what? This site's image isn't hurting --- Honda's is...

'We' are HS Tuners now, and we're coming alive as a result. Too bad Honda Corp can't get a clue. Die a slow death Honda!

Let them sell their sh!t to the 'soccer moms' of the world and be relegated to the status of Tampon of the Year. Every 28 days we'll be thinking about you, you bleeding cunts. The rest of the time, stay in the closet where you belong. If I had my way, we'd be bombing you, not Iraq.

I hope you're reading this you sushi-eating Jap car whores. I've been a pain in your ass for several years, and I plan to do the same in the future. Go ahead and sue me, you phucking assholes. It's been tried before by a 20 billion dollar a year corporation and 'they' lost. Maybe you'll have better luck. Or, maybe you can try and scare the sh!t out of the owner again and get me banned, you pig-dick phuckers.

In the meantime, rest assured that I WILL NOT lord it over you guys on HS Tuners. It isn't going to happen. Stay within the lines and nothing bad will happen. Let me take the high-road. I'm used to it...

I have been happy to serve on this site in the past, and I hope to continue in the future. We have a long road ahead of us, for sure, but I think you will be seeing a LOT of new activity here very shortly. The name change has brought in a whole new breed of user, and it is my hope that you will be prepared for the change, and turn this attack into an advantage for us all..

Anyway, that's enough of this sh!t. Carry on... :o
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