[GT40FIED]

Alright ladies...here's the deal. I'm through with listening to you women complain about how there's no decent guys and we're all @ssholes. "Why Steve, whatever brought this about?" you may be asking. Ok...I've been playing in a local band (singer/some guitar...band is kind of emo/punk) for the last few years and we've gotten fairly popular around here. We always make time and hang out with the audience and people from the show afterwards and I swear all the other guys in the group get attention from a good number of girls but it's absolutely obvious that they treat women like shit. Let me state right here that I'm by no means into a one night stands or trying to find a girl who thinks being in a band makes me cool...I'm a total dork and I'll admit it to anyone. Some people just happen to like our music. ANYWAY...I feel the to also interject here that I don't exactly look like everyone else. Both of my arms are a bit shorter than most people's and have been from birth BUT I can play guitar better than you, drive a car better, and type faster (I'd post a pic, but it's not exactly something I'm big into advertising. I get enough "wow...you can do 'insert normal everyday function here'?".). But aside from that I fit quite a few of the catagories on your little Cosmo ladies polls and (around most women) I'm a perfect gentleman. So I wanna hear it ladies...are you all just full of shit when you read Cosmo or do you just like complaining when you're single. You all seem more interested in dating leather wearing alcoholics than nice guys. Or perhaps it's that the majority of you are incredibly materialistic. If I'm wrong about any of this, please let me know. I'm totally lost here.