Ya dude call Arnold and tell him to break out the "Mr Freeze" gun.
Yes it's real I don't know where you can get it though Home depot Probobly... it's for removing wax and gum stuck in carpet.
janitors use it... I used to work afterschool as a janitor and that shit will instantly freeze just about anything.
here:
http://www.brulin.com/cgi-bin/brulin...e&ProductID=47
that's a site that markets it I don't know if it's available per can here though that should get you headed in the right direction