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Old 03-11-2003, 09:32 PM   #1
DsBlu01CivEX
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Men are like that ya know...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide
which to marry. He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to
a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new
make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive
for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his
$5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know
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