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you have a disco club inside your car.
you have a boost guage mounted in your car and no turbo.
your exhaust pipe is bigger than your house.
anything extra you put on your car is worth more than the car itself.
your spoiler is taller than your car when its on the ground.
your Tach will gauge more than twice as much rpm as your engine will produce
you mount ground effects with woodscrews
you make ground effects with sheet aluminum
your F1 style spoiler is more adjustable than your seat
you have chrome wheel covers with built in fake cross-drilled rotors
you have Mugen stickers, but no Honda/Acura
you use badging off of a completely different make of car on your car
you have so many flourescent colors on your car it glows in the dark
you colored in your accessories with a magic marker
your interior is totally yellow or totally red
you have stickers larger than your side window
you have a large sticker of a japanease cartoon character prominantly placed on your car.
you put your automatic car in neutral and roll back at lights to make it look like you have a manual.
when you shop for an exhaust system for you car, you bring a Folgers can with you to compare size.
your mod list includes stickers for 20 aftermarket companies, but the only "performance" part you have on your car is that 5in Autometer tach.
your lighted 5in autometetach isn't really hooked up (but the backlight is)
you have to wear sunglasses at night (from all the cheap indiglo you can't dim because you didn't install it right)
you put credit cards so they hit the spokes of your 100 spoke wheels so it makes that "cool noise we all made on our bikes as kids"
you install a turbo on your car, with no innards
you have friends "steal" your interior so you can get insurance money for it, and buy aftermarket racing seats and a chrome fire extinguisher... and gas for a couple months.
you put fender flares and wider tires in the rear of your car... when it's FWD.
you can only take your girfriend to mc'ds... since you blew all your money on your 20" tires that you have to keep replacing, since your car cannot be aligned because it's too low to the ground. (heard of that from one of my friends)
you have excessive debt on your credit cards for car mod expenditures... and you can still not get out of the 15 sec range!
you use AOL, AND TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS... and don't know any better.
you buy an Acura hood ornament and flip it over so your Honda has a really cool H.
you put an ENORMOUS Honda "H" on your back windshield.
you put an ENORMOUS "V-TECH" (sic)
sticker across your front windshield.
you install a short-throw shifter on an automatic trans.
you install hydraulics to raise your car in case you encounter a speed bump.
you have more than two different shades of tint on your car.
when shopping a junkyard for parts for your Honda you find a wrecked Supra and yell, "Jackpot!"
you have a "Powered by Acura" sticker on your car.
you put a Type R emblem on a car that it does not belong on.
you have a big shift light on an automatic.
you can only afford the 2 rear aftermarket wheels and keep the factory "slicks" with hubcaps up front.
you paint a fire extinguisher Krylon blue and put a NOS sticker on it.
you get clear tails and put red tape back on so you can have just clear turns.
your shift light is bigger then your Mag-Lite.
your rear end looks exactly like your front end.
Dragon Ball Z seems to be your sponser.
you start pulling people over with your lights.
you brag about beating a Mustang V-6, 1979.
you drive around with your racing helmet.
you NEED a fire extinguisher in your car.
you think that every sticker you put on your car adds at least 2 HP.
whenever a bee flies around your head, you think a vtec honda is coming.
you run 12's... in the 1/8.
you have racing harnesses in a 15 second car.
your racing harnesses aren't bolted down.
you can't afford the center caps to go with your wheels.
you drive around in 1st gear to make everyone notice your car.
you can't tell when your ultra-low-profile tire is flat.
you have static cling decals that you put on your mom's 4dr civic and remove at the end of the night.
you have glitter tint or mirror tint.
you race with 4 people in your car.
you do a water burnout at the track on street tires.
you have a "calvin peeing on..." sticker.
you think your saturn is fast.
you think any classic car is a slow, heavy boat.
you replaced your windows with plastic wrap.
you have no carpet in your CRX.
you wear a 3lb figaro chain on your neck.
you think your mom's Expedition is "phat, yo" or "the bomb, yo".
you say "yo" after every sentence, yo.
your car looks like a cartoon.
you hang out at a speed shop, but never buy anything and have a slow car.
you claim every speed shop/tint shop is owned by "my boy".
you wear a visor.
you and your friend can both fit in your pants.
you purposely hit every water puddle so you can spin your tires.
your dream car is a vtec civic.
you think honda del sol's are exotics.
you make a chirping noise every time you get out of your car, so people think you have an alarm.
your alarm is the most expensive think in your car.
you set your alarm off on purpose to get attention.
you drive slumped down with your head by the door panel.
you are offended at any of this.
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