hey now! i resemble all of those remarks! ya here!
a word to the wise... don't ever eat calf fries.
you don't even wanna know what they are.
btw #5 is so true its embarrasing. i hear the sirens go off and casually walk to the tv check the radar map on channel 9 real quick and flip it off. like nothing really happened. lol.
BC Clark's Anniversary Sale

i could type out the words to their jingle.
#16 and #18 are spot on true. nobody gives a flip if you drive a beamer, but pull up in a big tough F150... now you're really someone!
ah. very funny stuff.
thanks for the laugh.