[DsBlu01CivEX]

One day Little Joe was fishing with his grandfather. After a
little while grandpa reels in a fish, puts it in the bucket,
and pulls out a beer. Little Joe says, "What is that grandpa?"
Grandpa says, "This is a beer son."
Little Joe: "Can I have one?"
Grandpa: "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Little Joe: "No."
Grandpa: "Then you can't have one."
A little while later grandpa catches another fish, puts it
in the bucket and pulls out a cigar.
Little Joe: "What is that Grandpa."
Grandpa: "A cigar son."
Little Joe: "Can I have one?"
Grandpa: "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Little Joe: "No."
Grandpa: "Then you can't have one."
A little while later Little Joe catches a fish, puts it in
the bucket and pulls out some cookies.
Grandpa: "What ya got there son?"
Little Joe: "Cookies."
Grandpa: "Well that is great, can I get one son?"
Little Joe: "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Grandpa: "Yes."
Little Joe: "Then go **** yourself; mommy made these for me."