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Old 02-06-2003, 09:47 AM   #12
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Re: How to read personal ads

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Originally posted by Spazum888

Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker


Yah I've seen this before numerous times...but I still die laughin reading them everytime though. ^those are my favorites.
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