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Spazum888 · 02-05-2003, 12:54 AM

How to read personal ads: what they REALLY mean.....

40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified b!tch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat

02-05-2003, 12:54 AM	#1
Spazum888 3rd Gear Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando Age: 43 Posts: 550	How to read personal ads How to read personal ads: what they REALLY mean..... 40-ish.....................49 Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends Athletic.......................No tits Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...................Pathological liar Emotionally Secure.......Medicated Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster Free spirit.................Junkie Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic New-Age..............All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded............Desperate Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..............Certified b!tch Redhead....................Bad dye-job Romantic............Looks better by candle light Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate........Stalker Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart............Old bat __________________ Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P