OMFG I CAN ALMOST HEAR THAT SHIT OVER THE MIC.... "ZIIIIIIIIIP" then the audible silence...
of course my most embarrassing moment has to do with cars so here goes.... after one day of porter and chester on a shop day i had just FINISHED THE LAST OF THE PROBLEMS i had to fix on my 1988 mustang GT (alternator and something else) and after 3 months of changing everything on that car, i went to take it out for a test drive only to be stuck behind a minivan that was going 35 on the highway and i couldnt pass.... well i started riding her ass and revving and i can see her out of the rear view noticing me and smirking, well once we get to a merge ramp to the 95 split i decide to pass her in the e-lane like a hardass, and to my dismay the back end didnt like that fact of sudden turning and full throttle
and i began to spin out at oh.... 75 mph well i had enough time to cut the wheel and let off the brakes so that the guardrail only took out the rear half of my car, but when i looked up the minivan had stopped, and she came over and first thing out of her mouth was "why did you have to do that?" i was soo red. i actually told everyone at school my rear end locked up and i lost it