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i have tons of stories.i'll post a few quickies. Got so smashed in a club/bar that i passed out with my hadns on my face on the table and got kicked out. Cabbie ride home i was cutting down the cab driver and puking out the side CHILDSAFE window that only rolled halfway down..so ipuked on the inside of the cab and on the outside of it...another time i was wasted and was showing everyone how far i coudl puke...that was well..whatever...worst time i went to my sis' universities and GORED trees with her friends (goring is when u attack or jump at a tree with no disregard for the safety of you or your body or clothes..you slaughter the tree) ..anyways some how got back to soembodies room and woke up in the bathroom with puke on my face for 2 secnods..looked around the room lying down..passed out back in my pile of opuke.....oh good times
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