[ChrisCantSkate]

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local
court. But the custody of their children posed a
problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the
judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children. The
judge asked for his side of the story too. After a
long moment of silence, the man rose chair and
replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending
machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi
belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, the man won.