***Warning***
*** This Theory was developed under the influence of a lot of Alcohol***
After a long conversation about Christmas and Santa Clause...and several shots of GODKNOWSWHAT...I came up with several reasons why Christmas is Satanic.
If you take the "N" in SANTA, and put it at the end it spells SATAN.
Santa wears a red suit...The Devil has always been portrayed as a red being.
One of Santa's nicknames is Ol'Saint Nick...One of the Devil's AKAs is Saint Nick.
Santa rides in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer...This may represent one of the flying horsemen in Chariots depicted in the Bible.
Santa has been said to appear from the fireplace...FIRE is the key word for this one.
There is a story of Santa Clause bringing dead children back to life.
The Santa Clause story represents aspects of the Greek God "Poseidon", the Roman God "Neptune", and the Teutonic God "Nickar"...Who was described as to "one day replace God".
Santa has replaced Jesus...Christmas is "in theory" the birthdate of Christ. (the addition of months to the year messed the actual date up) Which if you ask a child...he/she would probably tell you something about Santa.
The last name Clause...Claws, like an animal or demon.
Santa works with Elfs...with pointed ears...They could represent little demons, trolls, or goblins.
Santa Clause has always been depicted as a massive person...The devil has also been depicted as a large being.
The only thing I can't link between Santa and Satan, is his crib being in the North Pole...but as soon as I do...I will add it on.
Again, this is my theory and thought you guys might find it interesting...Please don't attack me.
