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SVT Cobra 11-12-2002 11:32 AM

86 Chevy 30 Series Van VS. Sweet 95ish Civic
 
this post is no lie or made up story. it is not to make fun of hondas either.......

my friend drives a big brown rapist 86 chevy van with a 350ci in it.
it's the work van for roofing and is totally filled with crap and tools. coming down main street in monroe we come to the stop light in front of that plaza with dunkin donuts on the right. there is a right turn only lane and a lane to go straight. this 1995 body style civic with hood lights and coffee can exhaust pulls up in the right lane. i have quite a nice view of the dead serious driver revving the engine a little, hinting that he is gonna cut us off and get ahead. the light turns green. my friend floors it cuz he hates hondas with a passion. i watch this late 20's hispanic man shift like he has never shifted before. there is enough room for 2 cars for about 80 feet or so. honda must have figured he would get ahead of the old van. he dropped a car length off the start, which is about 1/2 a van length. i was cracking up. friggin honda couldnt get by an 86 van with 3 people and 1000 lbs. worth of tools and equipment. chris has also beaten 2 other hondas in his swwweeet rapist van. :yes: :zombie:

ebpda9 11-12-2002 12:32 PM

lol dude.

juvenile 11-12-2002 03:07 PM

:crazy:

Kyle 11-12-2002 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
:crazy:

firstgeardude 11-12-2002 04:12 PM

beware of the rapist van :busted:

94_AcCoRd_EX 11-12-2002 04:34 PM

Haha that's great :D

mt.biker 11-12-2002 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by firstgeardude
beware of the rapist van :busted:


true dat!

ebpda9 11-12-2002 08:16 PM

i guess i figured out why the civic lost: the exhaust gases returned back to the engine to ask for directions, when they saw the big hole at the end ;) :crazy:

VR4_Craver 11-12-2002 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
:crazy:

Bnoc 11-13-2002 08:51 PM

I beat the honda felt bad. Funny:pfft:

GT40FIED 11-15-2002 03:01 AM

So does your friend try and lure children into his van with promises of candy? Hehe. Even if he does, that's a sweet kill.

Addict 11-17-2002 01:14 AM

THe Rape-mobile strikes again...
Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
So does your friend try and lure children into his van with promises of candy? Hehe. Even if he does, that's a sweet kill.

LOL...

lowpatrol 11-17-2002 08:17 PM

:bow:

ShEaNy 11-17-2002 08:25 PM

lol my dads van (when i was driving;) ) took a prelude all the way to 3rd gear then it flew by finally..:yes:

firstgeardude 11-17-2002 10:56 PM

what van was this?

ShEaNy 11-18-2002 06:14 PM

98 Astro..4.3 Vortech...:bow: about 200 pounds of torque i think :bandit:

ford50forlife 11-21-2002 11:01 PM

hehe sounds like the JEEP and that NOs h22a prelude LOFL


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