Funniest bumper sticker.
 

okay, the other day, i was coming home from work, i saw this older Caravan sporting this sticker:

"Proud parent of a son who beat-up an honor student at **** elementary school"

i was laughin my ass off!!!!:D :D :D

LOL It was me!!! ahaha no no it wasnt

lol, i've seen something similar.
It was "My Student Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass"

The best one I have seen is" My son knocked up your honor student":yes:

....bwa ha ha ha ha haa

lol

Haha that's great :D

My Favorite is
I HEART COPS

big red heart not the word

LOL, could they suck up any more? :pfft:

Erin has a shirt that says "I *big red heart* Policemen" It's great!

i like the ones that say "MY DIXIE WRECKED." :yes::banana:

what?? :confused:

my favorite is: "i'd rather be driving a 94 accord sedan":yes:

i "big red heart" your mullet:crazy:

1% angel 99%biatch (spell it correctly)

say it out loud. makes more sense.








if you still don't get it, it ends up sounding like "My Dick's Erect" a.k.a. my dick is erect. :rambo:

ohhh...o.k....:crazy: hahahahahahahaha

I've always liked "Driving drunk? Take off your seatbelt"

I had one made by graphics express a while back that says "Going for a drive...be back in 10 seconds":pfft:

bumper stickers
 

I have a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Race me & find out!"

My boss bought me one that says "If you're rich, I'm single." I didn't put that one on my car, but it was funny. :yes:

Re: bumper stickers
 

Now that's a bumper sticker!!! Hell yeah!



I think the best one I have ever seen was "I think, therefore I vote Republican"

;) :yes:

O yea...
 

Bumper stickers can be WAY funny, but I HATE those bumper stickers that say stuff like "Abortion doesn't make you not a mother, it makes you the mother of a dead baby!"
:pukey :pukey
I actually saw that 1 the other day! That is so offensive & is better off being unsaid. :paranoid: :yes:

I want one that says something about suvs...

Suburban Unnecessary Vehicle

or simpler...

SUV's Suck!

I'd have to mount it on my roof though so they could see it.

I see a windshield banner almost everytime I drive to school on this old beat up F150 that says "There's no trash like white trash". I almost pissed myself laughin at it the first time I saw it.

ahaha
 

:D :D You see that alot, especially around Oklahoma, sorry to say...
All the cowboys here have windshield banners that say: Ain't Skeered.
Spelled just so. :crazy: :no: :pukey what a bunch of idiots.
They also have them that say "Cowboy up". I still don't know what the hell that means. :crazy:

yah we have the "Aint skeered" banners too...mostly on old pickups and "redneck" mustangs as I like to call them...you know the ones-the ones from the late 80s early 90s....those are the ugliest stangs ever!

:yes: UGH! I KNOW! My X had 1 of those that he just loved & I couldnt even make myself ride in it! I HATE that year! :pukey :pukey :pukey

My favorite bumper sticker is....

"My other ride is your mom" ;)

LOL^^ i love that one....:bow: :bow:

My all time favorite is "FAH Q!" ;)

:crazy:

Hey man, I have one of those and I love it. 200hp 300lbs/ft 2500lbs not the prettiest but what a ride:pfft:

Yeah...I wondered about that too. But then mine's an '84 1/2 so does that count as late 80's? Should I take offense? Hehe.

man, i think the foxbodies are the best looking mustangs. most stangs i find ok looking, but those i just love.
:|

Absolutely...although I also love the '68 fastbacks (like the one used in "Bullit"). I'd love to have one but my '84 sucks up most of my money at present. ;(

"Stop inbreeding, ban country music"

:D

GirlRacer... the "Cowboy Up" one is around up here in Washington as well... if you have ever seen the movie "8 Seconds" you might know this one... basically its a "suck it up and get the job done" kind of motto.....

some of my favorites:

"Bad cop.. no donut"
"I eat RICE"
"racer-roni"

and then there is the one that I have been thinking about for many a year and wanting to get it made (sure hope nobody has done it yet)

I make sudden stops (yes in small type so they have to get close to read it)

NewL

Oooo...is that what that means? I've always wondered. I've never seen 8 seconds b/c I don't like 'country' type movies. :no: :pukey

o yea
 

and I'm sorry bout the mustang comment, I always forget we have mustang boys here too. No offense intended, just my personal preference. :yes:

One that we stuck on a buddy's car: "So many gerbils, so little time"

:pukey

I hate those "My kid beat up your honor kid" crap....but I also hate the "My kid was an honor kid" crap as well.

One you see around TX a bit is: "Keep honking I'm reloading"

b

I like "Horn broken, watch for finger."