Some advice for the guys....
 

Due to last nights events at Hammerjacks (a dance club in Baltimore), I feel it’s necessary to inform all you guys about proper dance club behavior:


1. Humping does not qualify as dancing! It’s not particularly enjoyable for the girl. Except if she’s a hummper also.

2. Ask before you glue your crotch to our ass. We’re more likely to dance with you if you ask. The worst thing you could hear is no.

3. Give us a break between partners. If you see that we just finished dancing with one guy, wait a little while and give us a breather.

4. Bad breath is nasty! If you’ve been drinking, please, for the sake of the girls you’ll be dancing with, pop an Altoid, mint or piece of gum. We don’t really appreciate dragon breath down our necks or while you’re trying to talk to us.

5. No roaming! It makes it very uncomfortable for us when your hands roam to certain parts of our bodies. We just want to dance, not be molested!


This concludes tips on proper club behavior. Feel free to add your own! And do the guys have any for the girls?
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Same goes for girls.. Uhh.. Sometimes..:D

When I use to go out to clubs, I hated it when nasty chicks tried that stuff..:pukey

It wasnt complaining to much if she was hot though. (except the bad breath thing) ;)

I know what you mean, but some girls like the womdering hands. I'm not going to grab your breast or nothing, but sometimes maybe a hand on the back depending on how we're dancing. Sometimes a little hand on the a$$ depoending on how the mood is and if the girl is down.

I know what you mean though. Some guys know how to play it and some don't.

"If a girl say's no, it MEANS NO!!" <----Deal with it....

Maybe girls should ask before grinding their asses in guys' crotches as well? I know too many guys who have been in the dance clubs and complain that some chick just starts grinding her ass in his crotch, and as he backs up so does she.

I think bad breath goes for anybody.

b

My biggest gripe is the "not getting a breather" in between dance partners. I have absolutely NO problem dancing with guys as long as it's in moderation.

the only other "rules" I would add to Erin's list is:

If you aren't all that good of a dancer (and trust me you know if you are or you aren't!) let the girl lead. More than likely if you've been eyein her up, she's got some pretty good moves. So, you finally grow the balls to ask her to dance and she says yes (she was watchin you watch her....hence the reason she was dancing like she was....thats a lil known trick I don't think guys know about) and you start humping her. This is an automatic turnoff for most girls. Just stand there and let her do her thing. You'll probably enjoy it a lot more.

Also...try to keep "things" where they are "supposed" to be. Being "poked" in the ass isn't all that cool especially if you don't know the girl. Yes I know that some girls are quite sexual when they dance and they are hot and things tend to get aroused. But just keep this in mind....it's a lot cooler if you don't get so aroused right off the bat.(Just think of Jim from American Pie....you get the idea...) Think of something non-sexual...like Margret Thatcher or Janet Reno or a chair or your mom.....something.

I was diggin that e-mail blu, until you mentioned margret thatcher and janet reno... think i've gone eternally limp.

:| :paranoid: sorry....just think of this guy :zombie: then. That'll work too I'm sure.

Re: Some advice for the guys....
 

:eek: :D I've never done this before :paranoid:

:pukey :pukey and :pukey

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thanks alot for the mom comment D, i am staying away from clubs from now on!

O yea
 

:no: I've given up on the club scene! I always end up getting almost knocked over b/c people get so close to me. (& I'm little!)
Either that or you get squished between 2 guys & they're both dancing, but you can't move!:paranoid: :crazy:
Sux.

I was just giving some examples....I don't know many guys that will get aroused thinking their mom is sexual. You can think of whatever non-sexual thing you want as long as you keep it in your pants and aren't pokin the girl in the @ss.

I'm glad that girls don't have that problem! Sucks for you guys!!;) :D

it sure does...lol

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OH OH OH, I got one more important one too ad.

Guys, yes there are some pretty fine as$ chicks in this world, including at clubs...but PLEASE and I repeat PLEASE......DO NOT let it get to the point where I have to ask you if there is a pencil in your pocket.....:pukey

if you have to ask this you need to move on to another guy. The question should be, is that a salami in your pocket?

:eek: :D :D :D

LMFAO Salami??:eek: :eek: :eek:

Pencil....salami...just as long as you keep it under control! :busted:

I swear to god that is so the biggest turn off in the world.....sheesh....guys....j/k:pfft:

I've had that happen before, where it's gotten beyond limply errect to COMPLETELY errect. Suprisingly, the girl got her hand in there and started to rub it. It turned her on to see that i was turned on.

Most of the time, because of the situation, i can't get beyond limply errect, while in a club, while dancing, while drinking, while having 100's of people around that i don't know. It's just not the right time to have an errection... Am i right?

your right, only the unlucky guys can't control it. It really doesnt' take much to control it, just a little will power.

Just a though of WTF am i going to do with this thing, and it decides to go away unitll it's needed later.


but don't get me wrong, if some chick grabs it and start teasing me, i'll be standing at attention quicker the a Ferrari does it's 0-60.

Ewwwwwwwwww....you don't know where her hand was.....if she was slutty enuf to put her hand down YOUR pants without knowing you....she probably stuck her hand down 5 other guys pants that night.....:no: :no:

True dat. But if she's rubbing her ass against your crotch that night, chances are she's been rubbing her ass against a bunch of guys' crotches that night. Then again, girls should know that many guys are turned on by having a cute/hot girl's butt on his crotch. If you rub the lamp enough the geanie's bound to come out eventually......

Girls don't want my schlong on their butts, I don't want their butts on my crotch......at least not on the dance floor.

b

She was rubbing outside of the pants.

:D :D You guys crack me up!!



And spoogenet...nice analogy! :D

You should change your name to spooginyet!!

LMAO:D :D OMG you have me cracking up at work, people probably think Im retarted cuz I am laughing out loud and its kinda quiet here....:busted:

It's not the laughing....j/k

Oh ya??? ;( I am retarted.......mom lied to me and now Im paying for it.....all this time thought I was just like the other kids, only looked a lil different....;(

Great, I've caused a nother complex in someone's life... SOWWY!!

nah, JFWY......Im only a retart by choice.....:doh: :banana: :doh:

Just keep telling yourself that... remember you're no different then anyone else, regardless that you look different. :crazy: ;)

smart a$$....LOL;) ;)

thank you, thank you, i rest my case....

So tell me Cutiepy, are you hot...? Cause I'm diggin the personality.

Im not concieded but I have been told by many guy friends that there is pleny of men that would, and I quote, "die to have a chance with me" whatever that means. Im a rare female.....

rare is an interesting word to use. I get unique a lot. For some reason, i guess people are just as straight forward as I can be some times.

So now what city is graced with your presence? (Where do you live?)

ut oh:eek: check my profile, and your PM......:yes: