Yucky facts!
 

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.


:pukey ;(

OH MY GOD!! *runs for the hills screaming*:eek: :crazy: :pukey :o

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etc.? :crazy: :pukey :pukey

LOL......sick

Why did you have to post this? :crazy:

:o

Maybe to reduce the risk of possibly touching penises?? jfwy AccordMan ;)

hey i know to wear gloves at all times now...and wash my hands CONSTANTLY lol:eek: :eek: :crazy:

I had a question on #5.. are those hot girls masturbating?

LOL^^:eek: :yes: :crazy:

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww:pukey

:pukey :pukey :pukey THANKS. I was about to goto bed....peacefully. Now this. :pukey

lol, where do u find these ?

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That stuff can't be too bad....I'm still alive! :pukey




:confused: Is it me, or am I the only one confused with the numbers here? 11 women to 6 men? Somethings not right with that? :D

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It just means more men wash their hands Erin :D

women deny it

Stefan, got it in an E-mail..

Rob, you da man! :pfft:

:foot: deep very deep conversations :yes:

true dat :D :pfft:

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:D :D Yeah right! That's like saying Ozzy Ozbourn never swears!(for lack of a better example)

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he doesn't :paranoid: ;)

See why those obsessive compulsive people are the way they are. They've known about this stuff!!!!
:pukey

the 11 to 6 thing makes sense when you think about it. the male masturbating ritual tends to be a bit messier-requiring washing. i tried to put that as gently as i could. but it still sounds nasty as hell:|

this proves girls are dirty... and thats the end of that chapter

nice to know all these facts....:pukey



;) LMAO

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on average in a day my hands come into contact with way more than 15 penises....:paranoid: :eek: hehe nah i'm just kidding....those were all really gross. and yes the lil bit of OC that is in me probably just got a lil worse.

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When I wrote number 2, I was thinking of you..




runs off to hiding spot..
:help:

welp, im not leaving the house ever again