Funny Quotes from Chats
 

slow EJ6: 29psi
slow EJ6: i dunno if my penis can handle that

slow EJ6: Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

slow EJ6: you can use it as a leash


thats all I can think of for the moment...the last two aren't direct quotes..but it was something like that :bow:

Haha, that's hilarious. Looks like Tom was having fun in there.

ahahaha, yeah he sent me a link to some dolphinsex site and i was copying and pasting the hilarious parts :D

Ahh.... I was under the impression that you just knew all of that :D

OHHHHHH ok...thats what it is....Thanks for clearing that up

ironically enough Erin and I were having a "dolphin sex" talk about 2 weeks ago on a lil road trip we took. Not 100% sure how we got on it...but I do remember bring it up by saying that dolphins are the only other mammal besides humans that have sex for pleasure. So then we were trying to figure out how scientists actually figured this out (did they ask the dolphins...the one guy we're friends with said that they put all the dolphins in a tank and had an orgy....:paranoid: :rolleyes:) and we were wondering if they mastrubate as well (cuz humans do that for pleasure when they can't/don't get sex). It was to say the least an interesting converstation. ;) :crazy: We discussed some other things too...but you guys already thought we were nuts...i don't want to confirm it!

lol, why is everyone interested in dolphinsex...and to clear the record he sent me this picture of a ...umm nasty anal experience lol I'm sure some of ya seen it and that link was on there....
thought it was funny...

ummm...yeah. Me and my friends always get together and talk about dolphins ****ing.......:crazy:

Jeez, and I thought I wanted it bad, then I met you people. :paranoid: :crazy:

I'm just full of useless information....and we tend to have messed up conversations for our amusement later in life to reflect back at how stupid we actually are. We're such nerds!