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Racing Rice 10-18-2002 06:42 AM

Chinese Proverbs
 
Ancient Chinese Proverbs
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...man who run in front of car get tired.

..man who run behind car get exhausted.

..war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

..man who drive like hell bound to get there.

..man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

..crowded elevator smells different to midget.




:D Anyone have anymore good ones?

ebpda9 10-18-2002 06:53 AM

no, but these ones definitelly made my day :D

mt.biker 10-18-2002 07:28 AM

Laughin, those are good.

94_AcCoRd_EX 10-18-2002 12:56 PM

Haha those are great :D

Djsteals 10-18-2002 01:18 PM

Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.

Rob 10-19-2002 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Djsteals
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
:D :D

All of these are great...


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