My wood is bigger than your cock (18+ please)
 

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D'oh....picture didn't post.....

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Oh... my... dear... lord...
What a craftsman!
Wow somebody needs to get a raise.:rolleyes:

you are a sick individual for even finding this pic and posting it :crazy: :pukey

ehhhhhh i thought it would be a joke

Ugh :pukey

damn, that pics is like 10yrs old..

still funny tho....

Am I really that bad???? :paranoid:

All in good fun....you can kill the thread if you'd like, I won't take offense. :)

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:pukey :o :crazy: ;(

wow.....uh ya..*runs*:eek: :paranoid:

I was just f*cking with ya spooge, it's not that bad....just :pukey

So what were you REALLY looking for when i guess you "stumbled" across this? Did your google search sound something like "Man sitting on huge cock"???

:eek: *DRIVES...not runs but DRIVES for the hills...floored! Without looking back*

hahahahahahahahha.... thats awsome

That pic is funny. I bet it took that guy like days to carve that thing. Think his wife is jealous?

:paranoid: He's onto me......

I think the actual search was "Hicks with dicks" :rolleyes:

Sometimes you don't have to search for things.....they sorta just come to you through email or web forums. Know what I mean, Vern?

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I can see it now? Friend: "hey man...wanna hang out tomorrow...we are all goin fishing and figured you'd wanna go?"

Reply from Man: "Nah...i've gotta spend all day carving my cock!"

True. What can I say tho...as much time as I spend waxing my ride.:)

Yea...i'll bet you wax more than just your car all the time....:D :D :D :D :D

that's f*cked up! :D :D :D

thanks guys i needed a good laugh.