Cia
 

he CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were three
finalists... two men
and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you
will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging
on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had
to beat him to death
with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

;) thats the best joke ive heard in a while

again posting ruthie's jokes ? :D

hhaa.. good one

yeah that one was funny.

I got one,
There were two rednecks stranded out in the ocean. One sees a genie bottle floating along, he picks it up and gives it a rub.
Out pops a genie but this geine says that he will only grant one wish...the man wishes that the entire ocean would become Bud's best beer ever....poof the Genie makes it done and is gone....the other redneck slaps the guy on the back of the head and says, " Billy you done did it again, your going to have to piss in the boat now"

it's a good thing Bud never made a good beer....he can still pee overboard:yes:

hehe the truth

now if it were an ocean of Yuengling that would be a different stroy. Sorry to all of you that don't live in PA and don't have the Yuengling experience....if you come here and like lagers you must try it!!!!

And Rob since when don't I speak the truth ;)

is this a trick question?

Haha, that's great :D

When is it NOT a trick question?

help me out here

It's the oldest beer brewed in America. it's a PA beer/lager. it kicks any other beers' ass.

oh aight.... thanks for the info

no problem...although my statement was a tad biased....if you really wanna know about yuengling...they do have a website....

Yuengling? How dare you speak against the Holy Guinness?

Max

Very different beasts. It's like comparing a very nice sliced lunchmeat to a freakin' roasted pig on a spit (I'm a Guinness fan also).

Yuengling rocks - I almost ask to be sent on business trips to Philadelphia now that I have a couple favorite pubs with their lager on tap.

you are my new best friend!

my fridge shelf(well.. was) beer for the friends on the left, my beer on the right

what about down the middle? That's where I'd spend all night....and geez do people actually CHOOSE to sit and drink bud??? I mean sure I'll drink it if I'm playin @sshole or beer pong or some other "college party" game...but to actually drink it drink it...no way!

sometimes its nice just to relax with some mates and have a beer. It's called chillin at a friends with a bud.

my friends know better than to invite me over to chill with a bud...besides they wouldn't drink it anyway!

picky! then agian we all knew that.

I was using that term freely, i dont like bud either

Pretty much all i drink is bud...bud light and bud ice...
I've never tried guiness or yuegling or whatever it's called...i've never really had an oppurtunity to have them...