The birds and the bees
 

A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know; the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me.

Confused, the father asks what'swrong.

Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the 'There's no
Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny'
speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no
tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups
don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.

:D I've heard that one before but it's still pretty funny.....

yah i sorta figured that it was old....but eh I got a good laugh out of it today when I got home from a long day at work...

haha, I haven't heard that one :D

lol, nice one

lol good one:D :D ;)

LOL its new to me! :D

:D nice..... :D

LOl, thank you for this moment of laughter..

am i missing something ? do birds and bees stand for something in english ?

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LMAO

The "birds and bees talk" stands for the sex talk!

bootstrap! wtf?? :crazy:

did the father then have anal sex with the little boy is what im' wondering, mabye he was a priest or something

that was sooo wrong.......

agreed...no bootstrap I don't believe that the dad was a priest....you read WAY too into that!!!

you have to learn to read inbetween the lines, there may be some insight between those 2 white mountains!