I'm so excited..and i just can't hide it!!
 

This weekend is gonna be so much fun. I'm giong to a city called Grande Prairie located in Alberta which is about a 2.5hour drive from here. Anyways, there is going to be a classic car show, a dB drag, a burnout contest, a rodeo and all sorts of other stuff. I'm leaving in about 3 hours or so and we're gonna stay there two nights. Oh ya, and we're going to the bars..i'm gonna try to get some ass..later..

haha.. hope you have a great time..

Now go mack those women!

Good luck getting some (hopefully female :D) ass.

Of course female ass. i just called my female friend and she is on her way down there to the bars too and they are going to the strippers. Yes, you read correctly, that's 5 girls going to see female strippers..sweet..:bow:

stay out of serious trouble mate

**** some snitches in the bootY for me

shove it up their tailpipe

rape their grills

Chill bootstrap

lmao.

Make sure the girls look good prior to drinking. Nothing liek waking up next to a $2 hooker the next morning.... :eek:

Damn bootstrap. You've not gotten any in a while have you?;)

ya, he used to be normal.. i think..


I guess he'S approaching the physical limits of abstinence..


:D

lol:D

Well, we decided not to stay another nite in GP because we're all flat broke. I went with $340 and i came back with $85. so ya, we spent a fortune. I didn't get any ass :( but i DID get a lap dance at the strippers. so that was sweet. Oh ya and a bunch of my hot female friends were right front and center tossing loonies/twonnies at the stripper. So that was all great. The car show kicked ass too. There were over 200 cars tehre. Big trucks, lowered trucks, fast cars, muslce cars, imports, sound systems. We got to watch a bunch of cars drag race..the alchol-fueled ones and that was cool. Then we watched the best burnout competition ever. There was soo much smoke, i couldn't see my hand infront of my face. it stunk so bad..oh man. Anyways, after all that we went back to the hotel and got free porn..lol 9im' not a horn dog, my friend is..honest)

It'd be funny if you drilled a hole through the Loony or Toony and tied a string to it. And just kept throwing the same coin at the stipper. :D :no:

LOL HAHAHAHAHA
that's the best idea I've ever heard! :D

LMAO;)