Bathroom Graffitti
 

Most of the stuff on bath room walls a pretty mindless, ie. "**** you", "I like *****". But sometimes you run into something witty. Just the other day I read something and couldn't help but laugh.

Here I sat alone and dishearted
Came to sh*t
but only farted.
-the sh*thouse poet


have you guys ever seen anything funny?

yup, but i can't remeber any right now

here...
 

This was read off a bathroom wall at a camp:


Here I sit in stinking vapor
To my surprise there is no paper
The boss is calling I musnt linger
Look out ass here comes my finger



Wrong. Just wrong.:crazy:

:pukey :pukey :pukey :paranoid:

LOL

Re: here...
 

Damn, that's nasty :pukey

eewwww:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

they must have really been disappointed:rolleyes:

LOL hahahahahaha

This may sound bad but there's someone that f*cked me over and I'm always putting this person's # in bathrooms along with pornographic stuff...:D

Oh I forgot some stuff...
Two little things I like to write on the inside of the door of the stalls...

"Man, your dick is small!!!"
and
"Dude, wipe some more, your ass is still dirty!!!"

This helps encourage self-doubt in all the men that read it.
:D

A few of my favourites:

This one was found over the toilet roll dispenser in the Computer Science department back at Uni:

"Art degrees. Please take one"

Another classic in the same block of stalls was this:

(on the left wall)
"for toilet tennis look to your right"

(and on the right wall)
"for toilet tennis look to your left"

on another note, In Calgary I cound a gents toilet in a bar that had a chalkboard and a cloth. At the top of the board was a sign saying "Joke of the Day" and people just scrawled on there. There wasn't a single piece of grafittii anywhere else in that toilet.

Another pub also had leather pads (like the seat of a bar stool) positioned at various heights on the wall infront of the urinals for you to rest your head on when drunk and taking a piss.

pure genius!

lol

Hahaha do they have another one for you to lean on when you throw up? :D

I guess this one's kind of lame but it was funny the first time

"I shat (X)"