Jive Translator
 

Check this out. Find some emails or something and translate it to Jive. This is probably one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.

http://www.snuggas.com/chad/jive.htm

Re: Jive Translator
 

this would be waht you said in jive :

Check dis out. Find some kinda' emails o' sump'n an' translate it t' Jive. Dis be probably one o' da damn funniest shit Ive eva' seen.

We translated some professional type emails that we have gotten at work, we laughed so hard our sides hurt.:yes:

thats pretty sweet...but all they do is make things sound like i talk...lol

American Honda Motor, Co. Inc. announced changes for the 2003 Honda Civic product line. The Si rejoined the line-up earlier this year as a 2002 model and has been embraced by young automotive enthusiasts throughout the country.

The 2003 Civic Si Hatchback continues to set the standard in the small car performance segment in the areas of performance, advanced engineering, safety, functionality and style. The 2003 model receives minor product enhancements aimed at keeping it at the head of the pack. Changes include:

translates to:
American Honda Mota', Co. Inc. announced changes 4 da 2003 Honda Civic product line. Da bomb! Da Si rejoined da damn line-down earlia' dis yaih' as some 2002 model an' has been embraced by jailbait automotive enthusiasts throughout da
damn country.

Da 2003 Civic Si Hatchback continues t' set da damn standard in da little-ass Caddy puh'formance segment in da arais o' puh'formance, advanced engineerin', safety, funcshunality an' style. Da 2003 model receives minor product enhancements aimed at keepin' it at da damn thinka' o' da damn pack. Sheeeiit.
Changes include, dig dis:

If that isnt the truth...:D

I thought you guys would think that was funny. ;)

lol, man, this thing is sweet.

english--> lol thats hillarious I used to go to a translator kinda like that it would do different things like make something nice sound like something mean

Jiveish--> lol dats hillarious I 'esploited t' go t' some translata' kinda likes dat it
would do different shit likes make sump'n supa' fine sound likes sump'n main
:crazy:

lol