Why??!!
 

This is a question that I always seem to be asking myself whenever I'm driving from point A to point B. This usually happens on a daily basis and I just can't seem to figure it out for the life of me. Why the hell would anyone put stuffed animals or a box of tissues in that little space that's near the rear windshield??!! It's even worse when there's both there. And why would you put the tissues THERE? How is that convienient if you need one and you're driving? :rolleyes:

OMG I have 26 stuffed monkeys on my back deck..



wait

I would kill myself if i had 26 stuffed monkeys anywhere


and i drive a hatchback...

*shuts up and goes back to work*

Dude, seriously...it is the cheesiest thing ever. It looks so stupid and trashy. While they're at it, why don't they just smash out some windows and cover them up with some shopping bags and duct tape?

Because that wouldnt be fluffy or inconvenient enough... OBVIOUSLY

Well, maybe I should WRITE THAT DOWN. ;)

around here...people put hats in there back window. I guess it is to give you something to look at while you are behind them. As for the tissues, i'm guessing kids in the back seat. Thats just what i think though, but i agree with you, its pretty freakin stupid.

I guess its better then bowling balls.. Atleast the stuffed animals give a little more..;) :D

Ive seen people with so many in the back window it almost blocks the whole window.. I dont see the point in it either.

HATS??! What kind of hats? Like cowboy hats? It might as well be bowling balls. If they have had to slam on thier brakes or what have you, then they would deserve to get hit in the head with a bowling ball for putting stupid stuff in that little space. I think I'm just going to start a new trend by lining that area with numerous rolls of toilet paper.

2 words Melissa..... Hot Pockets.... write that down

baseball hats with stupid little saying on them....
Ya know, the high quailty MESH hats!

THE BEST THING EVER = When someone has a mullet and they wear a mesh hat :D

If you have a mullet and i run into you on the street.. im goign to punch you... whoever you are..


write that down

I have a little black t-shirt. On, it...in studded white leather lettering it says MULLET.

lol

Yeah, sometimes people get upset when I wear it. Especially if they have a mullet. I really don't care. They haven't shouldn't have mullets.

I agree, mullets should be illegal... as should stupidty

you guys need to stop whoring...WRITE THAT DOWN
lol;)

id join a chatroom but im at work and the computer is locked out of pretty much everything, so die :P

You can tell incubus and I live in the same state....we have A LOT of hats sittin on that part of the car in my area too. Most of the people that sport stuffed animals and tissues back there are old. They tend to stay in caddys and dodges.

One thing that I don't get is why do people feel possessed to put cartoon characters on their car. I don't mean the lil calvin dude pissin on things either...I mean there are a ton of people drivin around my area that have taz or tweety ALL over their car. Even scooby is gettin into the scene. They'll have "I twat I taw a puddy tat" arcoss the windshield. It's sooooo white trash to me. I'm apparently missing something.

LMAO. this thread is funny as hell. i agree that having things on the rear deck is plain stupid, althou i havea bunch of dead bugs there, from when i'm driving with all the widows down ;)

lol, thats gross maniac, you need to clean that;)

no matter how often i clean it the bugs are gonna be there the next day. i guess i shoud drive with the windows up but then there is no fun

lol

If I put anything on my rear deck it would be slammed to one side with the way I take corners...anything I have back there is screwed down and has a purpose.

(BTW: Mullets are awesome. The fiercest haircut ever! All business in the front, party in the back!)

haha everytime I think of Mullets, I think of Joe Dirt. that movie was hilarious!!! completely stupid and pointless mind you...but the reason why it was so funny! My friends and I have a lot of different names for mullets and we point them out all the time. Just today Erin was tellin me how she waited on 2 guys with mullets at work.

oh and blind...nice quote from Fight club. that movie rocks.

This is the greatest thread I've ever laid eyes on. Never before could a conversation that started with tissues and stuffed animals lead to mullets.

you haven't seen the one that started as being bored and got to 10-10-220 ATT and 1800-collect ;)

I went to the mall and Friday...They have this stand there with all the fake hair and all the extensions. I bought a wig the same color as my hair. I took some scissors and my brothers hair clippers and fashioned it into a MULLET. I dunno. It was something my friends and I were talking about doing for a while. SKULLETS are even better. It's when someone is all going bald but they're still trying to have the mullet look. Now, I just need a mesh hat. I don't really think that dead bugs are cool or anything and you guys might think this is gross. I think dragonflys are beautiful. I was cleaning my car last week and I found a dead one on my back deck. It was perfectly still intact. So I put it in a cool car with a preserved flower. It's not in my car or anything though. Just on a shelf. I have yet to rock my mullet wig though. I haven't had the appropriate oppurtunity.

In middle GA the rave used to be crowns.....oh yeah, couldn't go a day without seeing 1-20 crowns in a hoopty....

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i must be missing out people up here just dont have mullets.. must be an american white trash thing you all got going on there

yup...it's definetely a white trash thing american thing.

What i cant stand is when someone driving a motorbike has a stuffed animal attached to their bike, these are kid toys not decorations for your vehicles!!:o

Wheeew. They attach them to bikes? That is just disgusting. Honestly, if I was walking in a parking lot and I saw that I would be very tempted to rip the stuffed animal off of it. I HATE bumper stickers too! There's nothing worse than those. Especially in excess! -My child is an honor student at blah blah blah school- Mean people suck- Etc.

You are missing out...mullets are one of the funniest things. they seriously make you want to walk up to the person and say, waht are you thinking?

And you also get the sudden desire to yell out TOOL.

Giant Tool

LMAO. That was amazing. I'm seriously having the hardest/frustrating day at work and that just made me laugh for a good few minutes. :D ;)

glad you liked it :D :cool:

i've seen bigger...lol

The only two bumper stickers i like are:

My Other Ride is Your Mom....lol its so stupid its funny.

Van Warrior......always a good laugh when i drove my moms mini van.