chance encounter
 

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.


He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the
man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.


"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me
buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares
her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.


After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.


The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.


The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said,
"you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?".


"No," she replies........."


















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The suspense is killing you, isn't it






































"You just happened to catch my eye."

that's funny


Ok I got one...

Thiers a shy guy that loses and eye. Well he's poor and could only afford to have the doctor give him a wooden Eye. one of his freinds takes him to a party, but he wouldn't dance or talk to anybody, then a young pretty gurl comes in, but she has a wooden leg. Well he finally gets the nerve to go up to her and ask
"Would you like to Dance"
"Wouldn't I!!!!! " she replies

"PEG LEG, PEG LEG"


if you dont' get it say wouldn't I a couple times

LMAO i get it

I heard that joke A LONG time ago

took me a few times, but LMAO

Haha, those are funny :D

slow ass wigga :D

lol:D