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OneDopeTeg 03-28-2002 11:01 PM

I killed a skwirrel once!
 
speedbump! pooor lil guy....he had a fully modified suspension but he was no match for my TEG!

94_AcCoRd_EX 03-29-2002 01:22 AM

Lol, are you drunk man?

OneDopeTeg 03-29-2002 01:41 AM

haha nah....just playin around....tryin to have a lil fun up in here....spice things up a bit :) but i may have had a few drinks when i introduced that skwirrel to my 205/40/17 Falken's ;)

Honda_Gurl 03-29-2002 10:04 AM

poor little squirrel... ;(

ebpda9 03-29-2002 11:07 AM

lmao guys. too bad my car does not have all that wide tires so i can flatten him all at once :crazy:

Mushroom 03-29-2002 02:13 PM

Ouch. I smacked a squirrel once on my snow tires. Felt terrible about it in the first place, then parked and found little bits of squirrel in the treads...

;(

juvenile 03-29-2002 02:47 PM

I once saw a squirell get run over..poor little guy! :no: ;(
Never ran one over. I can't stand hurting animals...well hunting is different ;) :D

FeelMyRide 03-29-2002 09:29 PM

I say no to animal sqwishing!
But I admit I've killed a bajillion love bugs driving down the coast :paranoid: Poor lil guys all stuck on the radiator grill and my headlights, right in the prime of their lives.
Gettin it on with another love bug and then *SPLAT*

CombatKit47 04-03-2002 07:32 AM

them bugs are perverts they are always gettin it on i try to kill them any way...i saw a duck in the road dead and about and hour later we drived by again and his leg was over here feathers were every where we couldn't find his head though

HondaTypeJ 04-03-2002 11:28 AM

:D I ran over one a Possum once. They are bigger and make more of a thump when you run em over. I tried to avoid it but there was nowhere to go. I even drove back to see if it was ok (after I pulled over and got ahold of myself laughing till my gut hurt). He was DOA. I tried it intibate him but there was no luck. He was hyperprofused and went into shock. Clear!

CombatKit47 04-03-2002 11:52 AM

hahah:D :D :D :pukey

Incubus 04-03-2002 07:36 PM

Back when I was working at a car place called Stillen, I ran over 2 Sparrows who were gettin' it on in the left hand turn lane. They kinda fluttered down to the ground from above and went right under my car so I couldn't avoid running them over.....poor little things.
About 2 months ago I was coming home from a Turkish club and as I was blastin' around a curve of the onramp, a wabbit hopped out in front of my car. I swerved slightly and actually didn't run him over but I heard a loud metallic BONG! so I think his little head hit my rear lower strut bar. That made me kinda sad, he almost made it but that damnable strut bar had to be there.

My friend used to aim for Possums because according to him, "They don't just get squished, they EXPLODE!"
Kinda messy if you ask me:pukey :o

HondaTypeJ 04-03-2002 08:14 PM

Ya:yes: They sure do go squish!


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