Airline Industry joke
 

This was sent to me in an email...thought I'd share it...they have a decent idea here....


Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue SW
Washington DC 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for preventing hijackings and, at the same time,
getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman and, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

lmao. great ideea

Funny, but not all terrorists are muslims. There goes that idea.

hmmmmm I think I would pick up a few more flights to see that action...I mean it would make the friendly skies even friendlier...:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

I work at Delta and see the flight attendents everyday. It would be nice to get a show but ohh well. They have to stay professional.

hehe, fine with me. I'm planning on being a pilot, so after a long flight, it'd be nice to have them standing there to help me get off, i mean undress, i mean exit through the hole, i mean, nevermind ;):eek:

Lol, sounds good to me...

If thats the case whats the longest flight???

yumm.. Thats a very interesting idea..

:eek: :yes:

Good point about not all terrorist being muslims....there the muslims go gettin a bad name now....geez Funny how a girl posts this and all guys respond positively....interesting :yes: :yes: :D :D

I thought it was funny...i have a weird sense of humor though...

Did you think we'd respond negatively to naked women? Come on now.....;)

That depends on what the naked women look like..;) :D