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Wren57 03-05-2002 06:20 PM

Interesting Bumper Sticker
 
Ok this gave me a good laugh and hopefully it will do the same for you instead of getting pissed at me... I was driving along *near one of the local street racing hangouts... my friend and I were headed there in seperate cars just to watch the action of the evening when a new Mustang GT rolls past us going pretty slow... this was obviously one of the domestics are king type guys... we could tell from his calvin peeing on imports and by his bumper sticker that read "Hondas are like tampons... every pussy has got one"... I got a good kick outta it, not cause I agree with it, but because it was funny when my friend (in his crx w/ a b18c swap and turbo) dominated the GT at the next light... just something to brighten your day...

ChrisCantSkate 03-05-2002 07:51 PM

hah, ive seen some other like that, but i forgot the right now

2000Pimpinex 03-05-2002 09:20 PM

Very nice. You should've tore the sticker off and your friend smoked his arse. I bet he felt like a horses patoot.

Accord Man 03-06-2002 10:31 AM

haha very cool!!

Racing Rice 03-06-2002 12:00 PM

Theres a guy witha 4x4 with a huge lift that says:

"Lowriders are for guys that cant get it up"

I thought that was pretty funny even tho Im into lowriders and such..

thermal 03-08-2002 02:40 AM

i know most of you have seen that sticker with a little punk dude pissing on a car emblem. mostly on ford or chevy trucks. well, i saw a Neon with a sticker like that but the punk dude was pissing on a honda emblem..............here's the kicker, on the side of this Neon was the TypeR sticker (just like on integra typeR). he also placed an indiglo typeR badge on the trunk..............WTF?!:eek: :no: :rolleyes:

ebpda9 03-08-2002 07:02 AM

wait till you hear this
 
yesterday i was going to work, and on my way there i gotta go thru the "hood". so i come close to one light. there is a fored festiva (yeap, the small POS) with a farter muffler and chrome rims. wtf. as soon as i stop the "brotha" starts reving on me. his car was sounding like a chainsaw. my ass was laughing so hard i missed the light and he takes off. i leave after he is 2 car lenghts ahead of me (my car lenghts not his). still i did not recover from it, i still had ters in my eyes from the good laugh. so we stop at the next light down the road. he revs again, so i'm like ok bro, this time i'm gonna get you. when the light turns green, i leave normal, but by the time he is one car lenght ahead of me, i gun it. needles to say that in few secs i had few bus lenghts ahead of him. this story just cracks me up. i think you will find it funny too. wtf was he thinking when he "fixed" the car ?

Racing Rice 03-08-2002 10:17 AM

Just be lucky it didnt have a Turbocharged Mazda engine in it.. :D ;)

Maxvla 03-08-2002 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Racing Rice
Just be lucky it didnt have a Turbocharged Mazda engine in it.. :D ;)

very true... that'd put a funny look on your face for sure!

Whtehnda93DXSdn 03-08-2002 10:35 AM

I have heard that from a friedn of mine but he used Ford Focus instead of Honda....I think it's some funny shit for sure...

Thansk for sharing...:yes: ;) ;) ;)

Incubus 03-08-2002 05:10 PM

Lol.....at the last drag race I went to I saw a Ford Mustang (the one I beat down the 1/4 mile) with a sticker on the side that said, "Made with tools, not chopsticks"
I just kinda laughed because I guess chopsticks are better than tools!!!:D

My favorite one is the one I used to have on my truck license plate frame.....my friend had it made for me after I saw it on some other guys car long before that, and I was talking about it ever since, but it said, "my other ride is yer mom"
Nothing offensive, just funny!!!

ebpda9 03-09-2002 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thermalfi'd16
i know most of you have seen that sticker with a little punk dude pissing on a car emblem. mostly on ford or chevy trucks. well, i saw a Neon with a sticker like that but the punk dude was pissing on a honda emblem..............here's the kicker, on the side of this Neon was the TypeR sticker (just like on integra typeR). he also placed an indiglo typeR badge on the trunk..............WTF?!:eek: :no: :rolleyes:

bet your ass he had no clue that Type R is a from honda.


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