New term
 

So me and a few friends rode out to Pike Lake for the day.
Was a pretty good tyme lying around in the sun and staring at hot girls.

Anyways, the new term for boobs is "bulldogs".

Eg: Look at those bulldogs.

There is a story behind this but I'm too lazy to write it right now.

Just thought I'd let you all know. I wanna see how far I can make this work.

My bro and I started calling them tickets. Because everytime we were around our girls and we would see a good looking girl we would be like, hey, did you get those tickets for that show?

It started because if we would see a girl with big boobs we would call it "The boob show" So naturally it evolved to. "Did you get your tickets to the boob show yet?" THen it turned into, "Did you get the tickets for that show"

Another word we use to hoes... Swamp Donkeys..

Do tell why?

They were in FL when they came up with the term (swamps and such around) it kinda stuck when they returned back to Ohio. So now all dirty whores are called Swamp Donkeys.

Swamp donkeys, nice.

But anyways, bulldogs works for many reasons:

British bulldogs, small to avg boobies.
American bulldogs, big to huge boobies.
Purebred, natural.
Un-registered, fake.

Yeah I like swamp donkeys also

Bulldogs are pretty dope.

you guys never cease to amaze me

Glad we don't disappoint.:drunk:

should fake be called mutts???? like inbred.

Nah cause even mutts are real dogs

how can we. Were amazing.

Call them wolves.. Cause even though they fall into the same category, they aren't real dogs.. lol