Would you poop your pants if....
 

This was you?????

I probably would...if it wasn't photoshopped.

But if it was real. becuase i would.

Omfg

i would harpoon the motherfucker in the eye and then open a sushi buffet

Sushi is horrible

"hey tommy you gonna let this punk get away with that"

^i dont get it.....

anyways no i would shit my pants. maybe shart a little after my butt hole puckered.

a quote from Goodfellas, just before Joe Pesci's character annihilates a busboy at a bar

ohhhh yea. thats was awesome.

I've never really had it. So I can't comment

And you don't want to. IT really is horrible.

Yeah so I've heard. I would rather a good fuckign steak.

I wouldnt shit myself, I would head for shore.

You would pee pee in your diapers then vipe your vagina.

be hard with all the sand in there...

but i wouldnt even be out there for the pants pooping

I'll wildly panic which would ultimately lead up to me shitting my pants....

and sushi is awesome

x2 haha

x3 (and im a white guy too)

Sushi is pretty good. However...kimchi > sushi

Yeah I think I'd stab it with the paddle. Or better yet, yell for that fucker taking the picture to help me.

Sushi is good if its prep'd right. I'm not talking grocery store or buffet sushi. That stuff can kill you.

bwahahahahaha on shit.

I'd row like a mother effer! :D

Those fuggen things are fast though...I still would poop my pants.

do you guys spell it as sabre also?

Good point.. Then he'd spit you out because you taste like shit.. I didn't think of it that way. :D

HAHAHAHAHAH NO SHIT!(No pun intended) hahaha


Saber!!!