The British must be stopped
 

Last night I plopped down and decided to watch a movie I'd watned to see for a long time..."Green Street Hooligans". It's a really great movie about a soccer firm and all of it's members (and if you've never been to the UK and/or don't know what a soccer firm is, I'm not explaining it). However, as good as the movie is, it seriously needs to be redubbed. The audio is fine...but I can't understand a single fucking word out of these brits. Seriously...I can usually understand a Cockny accent even if it is one of the most gutteral forms of the english language, but this was just too much. Their slang words make NO sense (and I though black slang was bad). Like how the fuck do you refer to money as "bees and honey" or use the word "tom" instead of "shit". New rule...if you invent a language you MUST speak it properly or you don't get to speak it at all. You can speak French or something for all I care.

Also, I figure it's worth mentioning that the British still use the most inappropriately pronounced word in the entire english language..."queue". How in the world is that even close to it's pronounciation which is "cue". Technically it should be pronounced something like "kway-way" or "cue-yoo". God damn bacon boiling queen having bastards.:D

What's a soccer film? :)

Well...a soccer FILM is a film about soccer I suppose.:D

lol, i have been wanting to see that myself. just havent torrentspied it yet.

woops, haha

can you explain now? (seriously)...

A soccer (well...there it's "football") firm is kind of like a gang, but not quite. Just about every team in Europe has a firm. They're kind of like an organized group of the team's biggest fans. They go to games, get crazy, and get into fights with other team's firms. Unlike candy ass pussy gangs in the states, they don't use guns or pull off drive-bys. So yeah...there you have it.

like in eurotrip

Yeah...kind of. Obviously that was a bit...exaggerated. Haha.

Vinnie Jones was awesome in Eurotrip. "Alright boys...let's give this nancy a fucking good kick in!"

Now it's time to find my Manchester United jersey. Remember...if you're not a Manc, you're a wank.

sounds like a guy ritchie film (ie: snatch; lock, stock, and two smoking barrels)