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GT40FIED 04-18-2006 08:43 AM

An American Haunting
 
If you're asking yourself "should I see this?", the answer is yes. One precaution...make sure your face is securely fastened on, because it is about to be rocked off. This movie is pretty fucked. And by fucked, I mean awesome. I'm not going to summarize the plot because it's best left to your imagination. It's part "Blair Witch Project" (which I say cautiously because that movie sucked...but the premise was cool) and part "Exorcism Of Emily Rose". For those who haven't watched "Emily Rose", that movie kicked as much ass as this film does. Go do it...now! It's sort of like "0h n0z! mY b0dY h@z b33n $t0ld3d!!111!1eleven!". I never thought I'd say this, but a Sutherland (Donald) has finally tuirned in a good performance. Fuck Keifer and his "24" bullshit...his dad is the real deal. Although they never explain why a man obviously in his late 60s (at least) has young children. Tony Randall is jealous...if he's not dead, that is.

KwikR6 04-18-2006 08:48 PM

Never heard of the movie. hrm...

GT40FIED 04-18-2006 10:27 PM

That's because it's an AMERICAN haunting. Not a Canadian haunting. We don't want you folks in the great white north to see our shit!:D

Maybe the title stems from an early script draft where the ghost was an arrogant bloodthirsty moron ignorant of the world around him but then they later changed it to a badass entity that you never see. That...or because it takes place in America. You decide.:D

Oh...and the trailer is on Apple's Quicktime site.

KwikR6 04-19-2006 03:16 AM

Fine then. You don't get any canadian bacon :flick:

GT40FIED 04-19-2006 03:23 AM

Isn't that the movie with John Candy?

Oh...and Canadian bacon (the food) sucks ass.

KwikR6 04-19-2006 03:26 AM

Yeah it is the movie with john candy

and frankly. I'm getting sick of bacon...and pork in general actually i have no interest in it.

GT40FIED 04-19-2006 05:34 AM

Stir fry pork owns you. And if you really wanna know how shitty bacon can be, go to England. They boil their fuckin' bacon. Yeesh.

KwikR6 04-19-2006 12:25 PM

They boil their bacon. WTF? That's sick dude. It woudln't be crispy.


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