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ebpda9 04-07-2006 11:50 PM

will i live to be 80 ??
 
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. My mind flashed to 87 year old Dennis Ervin, who is still doing the enrollment ceremony at Livonia Moose, and a little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

MissJDM 04-08-2006 12:19 AM

Hahaha. Sadly it almost reminded me of myself these days but hey, I went golfing last weekend! I may suck at golf but man, I am pro at cleaning balls now.

ebpda9 04-08-2006 12:40 AM

what kind of balls :D


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