Phobias
 

Well, you all know that youre extremely bored when you think skimming through the local phonebook is something to do. .....I was bored.

Anyway, I found this psych who had a list of phobias that he treated at his clinic. Now, I think that the list is extraordinarily strange...but what do I know?

I think if it said "ZOIKS!" instead of "YIKES!" it would perhaps be one of the best ads I'd ever seen. (Although, yikes, in and of itself, is quite good here.)



Really, who the hell is afraid of otters? The moon?
"Oh Jesus! Theres the moon again! No matter where I go that damn thing follows me everywhere!"

"Please, Mr Smith, have a seat"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SIR?! I have thaasophobia!"

"What do you think started all these fears?"
"AHHH my memories!!"

"Look mommy! Otters!"
"HOLY FUCK! RUN!"

mauahahahahahaha. im surprise there isnt one for working. so people can use it as an excuse to collect unemployment and to be lazy.

urgg i have coulrophobia.. I hate it.....

I think thats justifyable sometimes...

i have phobias of greyhound bus'

fear of constipation???? and knees??? wow....yah I'm the typical "fear of small places" kind of girl.

I'm more of a phronemophobia kind of guy.

dont worry i do too...evil fuckers

I think that could fall under hypengyophobia the fear of Responsibility. I think I have that fear.

Who the HELL has a fear of taste. I can see the fear of tasting stuff like bugs, and poo but can you have a fear of tasting everything and still live?

what about the fear of thinking....don't you have to think to realize that you might have a fear of thinking....that's not something that most people have a control over....I know I can't stop my brain from thinking....good thing I'm not afraid of it...:crazy: :banghead: