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Things you'd say to your car and NOT your girlfriend
post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend
"you can stay in the garage tonight" |
Re: Things you'd say to your car and NOT your girlfriend
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"I need to lube this up a little..." :P |
haha
"you are fat" |
"Damn I wish you were faster"
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"She shifts much harder than you" ;)
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i think i blew something
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i should of recorded that
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"Why cant I get this damn thing out?";)
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you're too heavy, need to strip some weight off..
Time for a tune-up. You're my best investment yet.. :) |
haha:yes: ;)
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um...... im gonna start charging people for rides in you. |
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hahahahahahah that was hella funny hmm.... looks like you need a little body work |
one more quickie before we hang it up for the night
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"You'd look better shaved"
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LMAO ;) |
that is good stuff people....
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You need a wash... and a wax!
Looking a little flat...we need to pump those up... |
"you have a lot of gas today"
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"You'd look alot better if you were a different color."
"Let me take those nuts off ya" |
hahaha
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"I need to do something with you trim, its not looking to good."
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"time to change the rear end up"
"youre the best ive ever had"-meaning it "a little work and you'll be a trophy winner" |
ok, you need a wash, its been almost a week
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im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)
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a couple more new parts and you'll go alot faster.
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"time for some new shoes"
"thank g0d i finnaly paid you off from your other owner" |
"im gonna let all my friends take you for a ride"
"you were worth every penny i paid" |
i think im gonna swap out your internals to make you work better.
why do u leak fluid if i run you hard? i think you need better rubber so you dont slide around as much when i throw you into turns |
so far everything you guys have put, i would say to my girlfriend. such as... "you look better shaved" or "i think i blew something". maybe i only thing i would say to car and not girl is "wish you werent so heavy". I would never let my friends drive my car so i dont have to worry about that one. =]
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Ha- these are too funny. My lame ass can't think of any.
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Here we go again, troubleshooting (ohh wait this is not that funny)
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"You smell better then the day I got you"
"Your to rich" "I need to increase the air flow" "Damn you have an exhaust leak" |
"Your piping's too restrictive."
"What the hell is that?!? Somebody get me my service manual!" |
"Theres 3 of us so someones gonna have to ride in the back"
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You need a bigger rear end.
I need to drop you. There are some things about you that bug me. Guess its time to do some upgrades. |
"Your headlights are to big"
"I knew I shoulda held out for a new one" "Your grills all messed up" |
You are easy to get in and out of.
All my friends think you suck. I talk about you on message boards and post your pictures everywhere. You are old and worn out. Time for a trade in. |
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Nice refference :) |
1. damn your dirty....oh w8 Id say that to both my girl and my car
2. you can always get me there quick! 3. damn you look good! ;) 4. it doesnt take much to warm you up! 5. I cant w8 to get inside you and take ya for a spin....oops again....I may use that one at a bar one day. |
"I think it's time to change your pads." :eek:
"Your carpets lookin' a little dirty." "I think you bent a rod." "When it comes down to it, I just don't think I'll be able to get out of you what I put in." <--I'm stickin' by that one :yes: |
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