I'm going to kill my brother
 

So a few weeks ago my mom bought a brand new computer. Nothing fancy...just something for word processing, email, and internet. I set it all up and added some secutiry measures to it...just in case. I explicitly told my brother (he's a year and a half older than me and has his own place) that if he was gonna use it, no porn. My mom doesn't know how to keep up with spyware/malware/virus bullshit and I don't want half a dozen calls asking me to fix it from 120 miles away when I get back to school. So today I notice a few odd addresses in the address box so I hit the history button. Guess what I found? Yeah...tons of porn sites. I downloaded Peer Guardian and turned it on and tried to visit the same links in the IE history. It blocked 90% of them. More than one even contained shit for CWS (one of the shittiest and most impossible spyware programs to get rid of). I've spent the last hour trying to rid myself (or my mom, rather) of all of this shit and I'm almost done. Now all that's left is to beat my brother to a bloody pulp. The sad thing is, his girlfriend is actually pretty hot...out of his league you might even say...yet all of the porn sites he looked at were all these fucking busch league amatuer whores with nasty tits, pigtails, and glasses. Yes...now he's going to die.

rofl kick his ass and post a pic

he has a hot gf and still has to look at porn. :no:

I wonder why retard wouldn't look at that shit on his own computer at home. Oh, wait, that's right... he's got no balls. Wouldn't want his GF to catch him lookin' at porno. :rolleyes:

I am curious though as to why he'd look at women less attractive than his GF, because she is indeed quite hot. God, your brother is such a fruitloop.

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Oh I'm well aware. The reason he doesn't use his own computer is because the piece of shit melted down on him. Now I think I know why.

Yea I know how it is, over the weekend I had a huge BBQ party here and then today my friends come over before / after going to a car show and of course this means it's "OMFGGGG DOWNLODEEEE SWEEET CAR VIDS ON CHRIS'ZZZ COMP LAWLZ!!1" time.. so I did a system restore to friday once they all left to get my comp back to normal.. spyware and AIM viruses out the ASS