i've got syphillis..but
 

i just saved a bunch on my car insurance...riiiiight

anyways what's up people?!!? this place is as dead as my last sexual partner!!

I sprayed some kids, riding mini bikes in the parking lot, with the hose at work today.

i actually masterbated in the work truck on a 2 hour delivery...
does that count as getting laid?

muahahaha, my GF works with me so i can get laid at work.;)

i almost shagged a girl at the drive in tonight....

and i learned that leaving your fan on will kill your battery, so i had to do a pop start in reverse which looked pimp :cool:

pop start in reverse looking pimp....hmmm alright

lol wtf

No wonder you got syphillis, you need to have your girl friend checked out.:D