Joke.
 

And you too could end up in this situation!



A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.










The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of
dinner?"




"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.




"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.




"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
get just to stay alive."




"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the man asked.




"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"




"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead of food?" the man asked.




"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.




"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."




The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."




The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."

lmfao

:D thats fucked up

hahaha, i seen that coming.