I need to "get rid of" a cat
 

yes..this family somewhere in the section of the townhouses/condos that i live in own a few cats..and bad cats..they poop all over my deck and walkway. They climb onto my CAR and slide off it, leaving muddy paw prints and scratches and sometimes when i leave the door open to cool off, they even come into my house with there muddy paws...i don't know who's cats they are and they are always roaming around...hence, i want to harm them..any suggestions you have would be great

p.s. this sounds really bad, but i'm freakin mad and i don't want a $35 animal ruining my paintjob and carbon fiber hood!!!

p.s.ss i don';t actually want to kill it, as so much as get rid of it!

poision :o

cheap, easy, and annoynomous :yes:

call a animal rescue league. theyll come get the fuckers.

Yup..report the fuckers....Isn't it illegal to have cats running around. I know it is here...

Pellet gun.....$35
lead pellets...$4.99
the pride of knowing you single handedly removing the pesky bastard cats ......Priceless

The animal shelter might let you borrow a live trap, if you dont want to kill it. Then you can drop it back off w/ the cat the next day.

When it comes to people who neglect their animals, I prefer to kill the people, not the pets.

some tuna, a little patience, and a sledge hammer:yes:

:D :D

rofl:D

get one of those motion-activated barking dogs and put it by your front steps/door... and all around your car :D