female Hormones in Beer
 

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
Cool Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Ass...

I lol'ed

lmao...that is great

Bwahahaha. Truth hurts.

nice... I guess I'll stick my bottles of wine.:yes:

Wine = sleep for me. Two glasses and I'm ready for bed. It does give you a nice warm, fuzzy feeling, though. Plus it's good for your heart which I guess is good if you're one of those people who wants to live to be 100.

:D yeah, real cute..

hmm, that is old

lol,can't argue the facts.

Keith...you seriously need to rethink your signature. That picture makes you look like you've got down's syndrome.

He doesn't?

I don't mean to laugh, but that's just freakin hilarious!:D :D :D

hahaha, yeah its skewed all weird. I'm making a new one...