Open letter to the KS school board
 

http://www.venganza.org/

This is truely one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I'm actually ashamed that I didn't think of it (or something similar) first.

"I was touched by His Noodly Appendage"

rofl...that made me laugh and to think someone from the schoolboard actually replied.
Stever we need to make our own faith:cool:
we can call it...uberism

or steveism whatever

LMAO at the addition of pirates to the theory

"Number of Pirates (Approximate)" - 17

Indeed...but I don't want my name anywhere on it. Before long people would start doing ridiculous shit and say it was in my name. You know...like in every other religion. Wait...didn't I already creat Turbology?

Pat - I was a big fan of the pirate theory, too. It added to the "wtf?" factor. Then again, it's just as plausible as anything else those bastards want taught in schools.