In this thread I answer questions with technical jibberish
 

I am here to help you. Ask me anything technical and I will get back to you ASAP with an answer that makes zero fucking sense.

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unsprung weight ( i know what it is already)

To fully comprehend that you must take the transverse-mount block, blueprint it, pressurize most of the vectors that are causing weight, then check the data rate on the bus.

um...how about Lost motion assemblies
PS) I just got back from elkhart, In, w/ good ol dad

transmission flux capacitor assembly in eliptical state

Electron columns in the troposphere often descend to cause a vertical hydroponic wastegate that causes revolutions to hard boot upon atmospheric error.

VR4_Craver still live in Elkhart, should have posted about it.

This one is tricky. You see the lateral sump plumbing has a surface corrosion that eventually flakes and oxidizes. I recommend a petrolatum-based hydroagent in a thin coating to help retain overall pliability and durometer. Or replace the flux capacitor, because both you and I know thats the failure.

you should go on another forum and give this as serious answers to people's problems..

I've given thought. But I don't want to waste my time with insignificant little pricks.

I was there long enough to eat lunch and was out
Ate at Angelo's Family Restaurant. Good tomato beef soup

why is the sky blue?:cool:

Angelo's is good. Its about 15 minutes from my moms house. The restaurant is run by the three sons (my mom use to own a restaurant and knows them) one of the sons has a boosted red civic. At least the last time I was home he did.

Next time your in the mood for a road trip come down to Indy. I have been waiting on Stefan for about 8 months now.

The "blue sky" phenom is caused by the aiming recticle used by the sun (to aim it's rays) being misaligned by the hard drive. This misalignment causes a parallax error, and in turn a flare, which, because of the oxygen stratification as air approaches the horizon, is polarized into a blueish hue, which is perceptable to humans.

haha why is stefan so gay?

why does darin look like he's part of backstreet boys?

i don't look like a child rapist

Stefan is not gay, but you are. This in turn warps you perception of reality. Don’t be alarmed, there is an easy fix for that.
Polyphonic augmentation, of course. If you take your main router, discard it on account of being inoperative and flaccid, you can install a new unit that's a bit more aggressive on the protection side (to give the back door a break), and while that unit may take more work to reach full operational temperature, it will most likely work without issue. This, of course, assumes a parallel connection and that pressue is quadratically maintained.

He's gay.

hahahahaha I had a feeling that's what the answer woudl be

:rolleyes:

Sorry Darin. I nailed your ass 3 times in the past 6 minutes. From now on, Ill defend you. With my wit/genius and your...well we will set the record straight.

heh, I guess me saying "nailed your ass 3 times in 6 minutes" isn't off to a good start, eh?

I think every answer should invariably contain the the word "obviously", "unquestionably", or "of course" since technical service bitches seem to like to act like the answer is common knowledge.

in the universe for every partical that has a clockwise spin there is an identical one with a counter clockwise spin, when polairty is reversed on one, the second one automaticaly, instantly, faster than light changes its spin on its own to keep the balance of energy. since its faster than the speed of light, what is the engery, and or reason if you can have one here and one 200,000 light years away that they react simutaniously when changed. and would this dicovery lead to the further research and possibilities of time travel

....science channel

He isnt one of the sons just a close friend and its not turbo its an all motor 13's.....One of the sons owns a lightly modified WRX and another owns a G35 and the other.....well I dont see him as much. And yea next time around stop by and we will road trip to indy for some golf and drinking. Dingo will show you his dildo called "The THIICK DICK":pukey To vision it think of it as your arm (width) hanging off your waist and about long as a non-folding cell phone

^ Good point mike. Do you golf P-diddy? How about you Stefan?

Actually I'm starting a new thread.