I have a confession to make…..
 

I have a tiny pe pe. My balls are small also, but not as bad as my pecker.
Onetime in the 10th grade when I was showering after gym class, some one walked in on me. Every since that day the whole school knew me as thumb dick. I don’t want sympathy, just thought you guys should know.
Its not the size of a thumb. About half a thumb, maybe…..

Also, JJ (drdingo21) is the best person I know. Everyone here should feel cheated to have not met him in person. I only wish that I could be half as cool as him on his worst day. Not to mention he’s hung like a bull elephant. Seriously its like he’s swinging a crowbar around down there.

Thanks Mike. I couldn't have said it better myself!

Dear JJ,

Why do i have a feeling you did all this ? It is funny none the less and I would pay to see Mike's face when he sees this.

Your Friend,

Stefan ;)

lmao. Why, what ever are you talking about?

He speaks the turef!

WTF?!

i dunno, but i smell something behind all this "brotherly love"

Did you end up scoring those tickets?

nope, i am too broke to buy them.

I know its the weirdest thing. Mike called me out of the blue, shouting about how he is tired of the world judging him by his tiny member and he was setting the record straight.

I tired to talk to him out of it saying Saying “Mike, no-one cares if your hung like a neutered cat”. But he just hung up mumbling “thumb dick nothing! everyone of the chickens cried when I entered them”

Then I come here and this.

Wow, just wow




:)

rofl this is great

bwahahah I'm so....confused and amused hahah

very interesting:paranoid: :confused:

I'm gonna just think of this as the boys are all drunk. Yeah, good excuses. ;)

Poor mike.. hey JJ.. wat out when the man sees thisl.. guarentee hes coming after you..

:D :D :D

Oh.....you bastard:no:

And on a side note the chickens did cry....j/k

Your such an asshole you know that? The best part is that this mornin at like 9:30 he called me and told me to get on here and check out this thread. Your a dick.

remeber... revenge is always sweeter :D

:D:D:D:D such family love

HAHAHAHA :D:D

ROFL! Literally!

That is some funny sh!t.

I should have kept the voicemail he left me and put it on the intraweb.

yes you should have :D

LOL :D:D

that would have been great