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CD5Passion 11-29-2004 01:25 AM

Battle cry
 
I stole this from DigitalDeviations webby but it was too funny to pass up

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the plains! It is Seizethexmoment, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

Find out!
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Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Violent Apathy 11-29-2004 01:51 AM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking on the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Violent Apathy! And he gives a mighty roar:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

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ebpda9 11-29-2004 02:18 AM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is Hondaman-iac, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls ominously:

"I'm seriously going to smash you for such a long time, Buddha will explode!!!"

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MissJDM 11-29-2004 02:59 AM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the tarmac! It is MissJDM, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"

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CD5Passion 11-29-2004 09:15 AM

hahah I think Stefans was one of the better:D

Kyle 11-29-2004 12:22 PM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, running over the desert! It is Mobbo, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

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i like mine

ShEaNy 11-29-2004 01:28 PM

AHAHA i love mine

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the hotel lobby! It is Sheany_91accord, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!"

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GT40FIED 11-29-2004 04:53 PM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting through the wasteland, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh GT40FIED! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until you pee fire!!!"

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RxGoaT13 11-29-2004 05:02 PM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It is RxGoaT13, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond mortal comprehension, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

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Wren57 11-29-2004 05:12 PM

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Running amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Highlander! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"

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soundspeed 11-29-2004 07:56 PM



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